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Pooter Scooter 

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss
I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.
Pooter Scooter by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

Pooter Scooter 

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.
Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

pooter scooter 

yo i f'ed yo mom in her pooter scooter!
pooter scooter by dopeasfnidi November 5, 2020

Pooter Scooter 

A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.
Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.
Pooter Scooter by GiGi Bug December 9, 2008

Pooter Scooter 

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"
OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"
Pooter Scooter by DickBurns May 6, 2014

pooter scooter 

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences
pooter scooter by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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