scmerl 

bitty; punk ass pussy bitch

Yo that mufuckin scmerl stole my beer.

scmerl by bohndawg saint February 9, 2010

Schmerlz 

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."

On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.

Schmerlz by ydassa June 30, 2009

smerlas 

Large, frightening man, commonly employed as a bouncer or guard dog, with the intelligence of an average sheep.

Holy Shit, I aint gunna get into that club tonight, they got a smerlas at the front door.

smerlas by Nicholas Murphy January 4, 2008

simerly 

Usually a guy with a big heart. He’s shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he’s great. He’s probably very sensitive but is afraid to show it. A simerly can get confused with their feelings and won’t know who they like until the spend lot of time with them. Simerlys are great.

Wow I need a simerly in my life

simerly by AndresQuin1999 May 18, 2018

Simerly 

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

Simerly by Simerly January 29, 2004

scamerl 

an insult, a packing term.

Shut the fuck up you scamerl.
You suck at everything you scamerl.

scamerl by scamerl February 5, 2010

Somerly 

A beautiful brown haired girl. She looks for the best in people. She has a phatty. She’s an overall sweet young lady. She is very caring and has a great sense of humor. Any guy would be lucky to Date her.

Oh my gosh do you see her. She’s definitely a Somerly.

Somerly by StevenFair June 2, 2019