Definitions by ydassa

Schmerlz 

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."

On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.

Schmerlz by ydassa June 30, 2009

plastic cup politics 

When one gets inebriated alone, with no intention of interacting with anyone or anything besides the vessels that once carried the consumed alcohol.

"I think John is becoming an alcoholic, every night is another one filled with plastic cup politics"

plastic cup politics by ydassa January 26, 2009