It’s a heterosexual man who is emotionally unintelligent, has no goals in life but thinks very highly of himself. He spends most of his time with other schwuchteln and is an incompetent, lazy, infant with a big ego problem. Almost all schwuchteln play soccer.
Schwuchtel has nothing to do with being gay but everything with being a loser.
My Ex-boyfriend is such a Schwuchtel. He is still unemployed and still thinks he’ll become a famous footballer.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."