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Schweitzer

A deep thinker, hard worker and loyal friend. Schweitzer is one of the most comforting people you will ever meet. He might act reserved and like he doesn’t care, but underneath the surface he has a huge heart and strong emotions. Conversations with Schweitzer are philosophical, thought-provoking, fun and healing. Schweitzer is one of the rare ones that makes your life better just by existing.
You won’t find a better human than Schweitzer!
by Random hot dog bun November 22, 2021
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Schweitzer

French philosopher and also term used to describe a abnormally long shit.
He laid such a Schweitzer in the toilet, it clogged it up.
by Big Daddy Matty August 10, 2006
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Matthew Schweitzer

A Very hot guy with an amazing personality. He is athletic, but loves to spend a lot of his time playing video games. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and is what every girl looks for in a guy. He is weird but is also very funny!
by ILoveYou3269 February 26, 2013
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nic schweitzer

The best most lit dumbass in the land of dumbasses he is so cool bruh
by Lit dood August 21, 2017
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owen schweitzer

He is such a meth addict and loves to go for girls that are like 3 years younger than him. He likes to also walk in on his brother giving head. And also he will give you any drug you need
He is such an Owen Schweitzer when it comes to girls
by But cracker USA October 29, 2018
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scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016
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schnitzer fritzed

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
by Cassaniti April 20, 2018
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