a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.

Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"

Schweepee by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

Related Words

schwebep • schweep • Schweepee • cuntz schwebel

schweep

anyone who has sex with animals. usually used as an insult

person: Why did you do that? You're a fucking schweep!!

schweep by Ryan Bowen May 18, 2008

cuntz schwebel

A Cuntz Schwebel is a psycho/sociopath, narcissistic, megalomaniac, broken person. They will do everything they can to pretend they are someone else, stealing everything from money to pics of someone’s kids on the internet. They will fake their entire life, thinking they’re convincing others that they’re so amazing when actually inside they hate themselves…. This makes them want to hurt and prey on people. Especially people way younger than themselves.

“Look at that Cuntz Schwebel…. I wish they would just get help and stop with the predatory bullshit.”

cuntz schwebel by Katniss Neverdeen April 18, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026