schwaiger 

abnormal erection

dude she gave me a schwaiger !

schwaiger by bobbi yurld December 8, 2010

Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.

Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.

Schwagtrulescent by TNTNeal December 1, 2010

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.

Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Til Schweiger by NobodyWillEverReadThis69 May 15, 2021

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

Schtanger 

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

Schtanger by Mark Amini August 8, 2018

Schweizer 

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...

Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)

Schweizer by hpsk April 27, 2010

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011