Schudie 

It's actually a scarf with a hood

With or without pockets

Pass me my schudie it's cold outside

Schudie by lucy gest Leroy brown December 31, 2020

schudie 

Well its actually a scarf with a hood ,
With or without any pockets. AKA howlie
Made by a special friend in a little town called Fleetwood

Pass me my schudie, it's cold outside.

That's a nice schudie , you have on.
I'm shopping for a schudie in town

schudie by lucy gest Leroy brown December 31, 2020

schudel 

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

schudel by alanman September 21, 2008

schudel 

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

schudel by alanman September 22, 2008

Schadie 

probably illeagal or incorrect

That computer deal looks schadie.

Schadie by Anon September 15, 2003

schmudied 

Giving up on life and all that it means

The man schmudied himself into thinking he was going to graduate

schmudied by Mailme unger June 4, 2009

scudies 

Skinny Chavy Ugly Druggie kiddies.

Subset of the Chav. Usually a group of 4+ early teens boys and girls found loitering in public places during daylight hours, particularly in school holidays. While not as actively confrontational or aggressive as older chavs they do show signs of confidence in being untouchable through littering, graffiti and random mumbled insults to passing strangers. When not engaging in proto-antisocial behaviour and they will be fondling their ubiquitous diamante covered smartphones.

Skinny: Most of the group will show evidence of malnutrition and a crisps and pop diet although in larger groups there is often one salad dodger who in summer has no problem showing the ample flesh – this is presumably because either they too young to have become body-conscious or they’ve developed the pound shop gangster mentality very young.

Chavy: Due to their age they don't have access to benefits with which to buy ‘quality’ branded sportswear and adornments. As a result the males look like they've raided the 'under £1' box in charity shops and the females look like they've acquired their jewellery and make up in lucky bags and Christmas crackers.

Ugly: It’s unclear whether there is a cause and effect relationship between being a chav and coming from the shallow end of the Gene pool but there is certainly a very strong co-relation.

Druggie: Despite the obvious poverty there will invariably be a splif circulating around the group.

I never go to the park during the school holidays 'cos it's full of scudies.

scudies by shallowgirl September 1, 2013