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1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
schudel by alanman September 21, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
schudel by alanman September 22, 2008

Schueler Bob 

A line improvised by Ben Affleck while filming the movie Dogma. Though Affleck thought is was German for "Silent Bob", "Schueler" actually means "student".
"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!"
Schueler Bob by EJL April 21, 2004

Schurell 

That woman looks like Schurell.
Schurell by zuccythicc August 6, 2020
1 v. to excel or to do well in an activity or endeavor; to run ruckus; to conquer.

2 expl. an expletive yelled at someone to startle and disorient them

3 v. to dominate or humiliate someone, often but not always by yelling "schudel!" at him/her

4 v. to have sex with someone; syn: to fuck
1:
Jose: "yo man I shudeled the shit out of that math test today!"
Mark: "hell yeah man, nice job!"

2:
John: "shudel!!"
Tom: "what did you do that for?"
John: hahaha

3:
John: "haha I shudeled the shit out of Tom the other day"
Jose: "haha nice"

4:
Alexis: "Mark took me home and shudeled me really well the other day, it was super hot"
Becca: "Ah I'm jealous"
shudel by Hend January 16, 2010
Known for their quick wit and limitless knowledge; Jack of all trades; Fast learners. Always wanted by the opposite sex. Able to answer any question quickly and completely.
Man! That guy is a real Schuelke.

I wish I could be as Schuelke is her.

I am more Schuelke than you are.

How does one get to be so Schuelke.
Schuelke by Albert Thomas February 3, 2010

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.
Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!
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