Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"
a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.
The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.
Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tellthe lads on scubby gobbin!