schubby 

a guy with long hair and gets all the bitches and has the last name of schubnell he is known as a god to all women of the world

girl:omg did you just see that schubby my panties feel like i just went down a waterslide

schubby by cock legend December 31, 2011

Hubby's Chubby 

A slang name for a man's penis. As seen from Family Feud.

Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"

Hubby's Chubby by Paul Stompbox October 16, 2014

scrubby kid force field 

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

scrubby kid force field by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

schlubby 

a kinda chubby guy who has unkempt hair and can barely take care of himself

rick moranis is schlubby

schlubby by caspoorly June 27, 2009

scrubby zoom

#1: Scrubby zooming someone. Meaning to beat someone up/fight them.

#2 I’m gonna scrubby zoom. Meaning to quickly leave a scene/situation.

“I’m going to scrubby zoom your ass to death”

“I gotta scrubby zoom outta here before the cops get me”

scrubby zoom by ryan and julian October 16, 2017

scubby gobbin 

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

scubby gobbin by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

Green Scrubby Thing 

A dumb person refering to a scouring pad

"Im cleaning this pot, could you give me that green scrubby thing?"

"You mean the scouring pad?

Green Scrubby Thing by DarrenL September 10, 2005