When your uncircumcised penis has not washed in days, it tends to smell light shrimp, crab and lobster…schrabster
I was 3 days into a high school camping trip with many friends and a girl I had always liked. We started to hit it off and she invited me back to her tent. She got naked and started to take off my clothes and when she pulled my penis out she almost puked from the smell and explained that it smelled like a mix of shrimp, crab and lobster. I said “schrabster” ?
by Skin er back March 28, 2022
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2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007
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(ADJ): to become entirely intoxicated off numerous types of alcohol and partake in activities of questionable morality, while having an insanely fun time and improving the lives of all around you, just by being near them
Did you meet that girl Katie last night at the party, she was definitly schraysted and the highlight of my night!
by kiki2010 May 10, 2010
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You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!
by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010
Get the Schnapsterbate mug.A combination of Scrubs and chubster; what occurs when you watch an episode of Scrubs and end up sporting a partial, usually because the show is just that damn good.
Dude! I just saw that Wizard of Oz parody episode that Scrubs did a few years ago. It's seriously so good that I'm rockin' a Scrubster.
by Yeocmada December 11, 2011
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A Mixture of a Gangsta, Hipster and Skater.
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Your a Scramster? Fuck yeah.
by Rakk October 28, 2007
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"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."
"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."
"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
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