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schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011

hank schrader 

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.
Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*
hank schrader by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

schpadoinkle 

A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.
John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.

Schadenforde 

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.
Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

schadenfreude 

German word, original translation loosely comes out as 'malicious joy'. In English, it's thought of 'malicious enjoyment from the suffering of another'. As there is no succinct English version of the word, English-speaking peoples have approximated this word and use it whenever they see people like corrupt CEOs get dragged off to jail.
Did you see that look on Fastow's face as he was told he couldn't take soap-on-a-rope to the lockup? Man, I felt a warm, comforting sense of schadenfreude in my gut when I saw it...

Schadenfreudenia 

any country or disrespectful society where neither social nor economic unity has been established
the national motto of Schadenfreudenia is;

"whatever"
Schadenfreudenia by kelamist June 10, 2018