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school.
school.
yeah its basic.
theres school like elementary school. the grade for elementary can be different, just depends on the grade
middle school. its like a levels you go too elementary school, middle school, high school, college , university. this can be completely different depending on the country youre in but this just the usual school crap.
the actual hell in the afterlife, only exist in the afterlife but theres a other hell.
school.
school is the hell in our world.
-me (originally from this dictionary)
yeah its basic.
theres school like elementary school. the grade for elementary can be different, just depends on the grade
middle school. its like a levels you go too elementary school, middle school, high school, college , university. this can be completely different depending on the country youre in but this just the usual school crap.
the actual hell in the afterlife, only exist in the afterlife but theres a other hell.
school.
school is the hell in our world.
-me (originally from this dictionary)
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School
1. my kid stayed up 'til 3am last night completing an algebra project composed entirely of letters. WTF?!
2. I love 40-hour weeks when I'm 13 years old!
3. social life, family life, and sanity: kiss them all goodbye at the opening of the school doors
2. I love 40-hour weeks when I'm 13 years old!
3. social life, family life, and sanity: kiss them all goodbye at the opening of the school doors
School by IBdeadsoon March 8, 2009
School
School by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019
School
A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in school in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
School by sick of asphixiation. June 1, 2009
School
Did you know that school actually is the same as prison?
1) you may not leave the schools area. 2) you cannot have any weapons on you. 3) you are not allowed to use violence on anyone (not even the teacher) 4) you shall listen to the teacher. 5) you are stuck with the same people day in & day out.
1) you may not leave the schools area. 2) you cannot have any weapons on you. 3) you are not allowed to use violence on anyone (not even the teacher) 4) you shall listen to the teacher. 5) you are stuck with the same people day in & day out.
Mom:
"How was school today, honey?"
Me:
*whispering* "you mean prison right?"
Mom:
"What? I could not hear you"
Me:
"It went fine"
"How was school today, honey?"
Me:
*whispering* "you mean prison right?"
Mom:
"What? I could not hear you"
Me:
"It went fine"
School by StephanieTheDictionary March 31, 2016
school
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