School Wifi
School Wifi by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018
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School Wifi
Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.
The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.
Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.
Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!
Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
School Wifi by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019
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It also makes class really boring if you wanna play games but they're blocked.
It also makes class really boring if you wanna play games but they're blocked.
School WiFi by 0h? May 18, 2017
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Lincoln Park's School Wifi
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Schoolified
The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.
"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."
"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"
"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"
"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
Schoolified by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017