Schoolified

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The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.

"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."

"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"

"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"

Schoolified by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017

Words you can keep

Shookified

Being so overly surprised that you become shookified

Valeria: Dude branden tried to kiss me
Brianna: Dude omg fuckk im shookified

Shookified by saucymanz December 21, 2016

Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

Assisted Schoolicide by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

Schoolicidal

The feeling you get when you go to school and it makes you want to die.

Friend 1: hey how's it going
Friend 2: I'm feeling schoolicidal

Schoolicidal by Abigd January 30, 2017

Schoolicide

Suicide as a result of excessive homework, bad grade(s), your teacher being a dick, etc. In other words, when you kill yourself because school just really fucking sucks and you can't take it anymore.

He committed schoolicide because he failed math.

Schoolicide by MKCH May 5, 2019

Schoolfield Cafe

A way cool 60's rock cafe in the historical district of Schoolfield in Danville, VA with slammin food!!

what is the coolest place in virginia to eat ? answer Schoolfield Cafe

Schoolfield Cafe by Hippiechick29 May 10, 2011

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

Goopy Schoolfield by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026