Schoolified

The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.

"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."

"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"

"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"

by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017

Shookified

Being so overly surprised that you become shookified

Valeria: Dude branden tried to kiss me
Brianna: Dude omg fuckk im shookified

by saucymanz December 21, 2016

Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

Schoolicidal

The feeling you get when you go to school and it makes you want to die.

Friend 1: hey how's it going
Friend 2: I'm feeling schoolicidal

by Abigd January 30, 2017

Schoolicide

Suicide as a result of excessive homework, bad grade(s), your teacher being a dick, etc. In other words, when you kill yourself because school just really fucking sucks and you can't take it anymore.

He committed schoolicide because he failed math.

by MKCH May 5, 2019

Schoolfield Cafe

A way cool 60's rock cafe in the historical district of Schoolfield in Danville, VA with slammin food!!

what is the coolest place in virginia to eat ? answer Schoolfield Cafe

by Hippiechick29 May 10, 2011

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009