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school bae 

this person is only your bae at school , no where else
"look at your school bae " ...."shh before my outside bae heres"
school bae by mindsurbusiness March 15, 2020

fat kids schoolbag 

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag
fat kids schoolbag by julian June 18, 2006

Schoolbernation 

When one goes into a deep state of schoolwork where they can do nothing else. Instead of going into a deep state of sleep for several months, as in hibernation, they will do nothing other than schoolwork for an extended period of time. Friends and family will have an extremely hard time getting a hold of them.
Lauren was unreachable this Summer due to her extreme state of schoolbernation, caused by instense Summer school classes.

schoonbaert 

A type of sexual act in which a man puts his penis against a woman's ear and ejaculates in the ear canal.

Could also be known as an "ear fuck".
I gave her a schoonbaert right in her left ear.
schoonbaert by schoonbaertp April 4, 2011

schoolbreak 

Like a jailbreak, but based on school - someone breaks you out of school or you break out of school with someone.
If you wanna we can schoolbreak
schoolbreak by Supermarcel10 December 21, 2018

Schoolbating

The act of pleasuring your self using two ball-point pens, 3 inch binder and a 24 inch ruler while in a private ''classroom''.
"Mom, I need more school supplies because i was schoolbating when the teacher and students went outside for a so called "fire-drill".
Schoolbating by marios95 December 29, 2009