rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

fat kids schoolbag by julian June 18, 2006

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Scootball

Volleyball and soccer in one game. Played in a small room with two open doors on each side of the room that are across from each other. Then you try to score by kicking or hiting the ball in the two open doors, but when the balll hits the ground you have stop, pick up the ball, and start passing again. The person that hit the ball last before it hit the ground doesn´t get the ball, the other person gets to start with the ball.

Me and my friend played scootball today. It was so much fun, you should try to play scootball.

Scootball by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019

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schallballs

The result of mass quantities of alcohol, not wearing any underwear, and the need to make people feel uncomfortable.

"OH, NO, it's schallballs!"

schallballs by poopshoes July 14, 2006

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Schoolbating

The act of pleasuring your self using two ball-point pens, 3 inch binder and a 24 inch ruler while in a private ''classroom''.

"Mom, I need more school supplies because i was schoolbating when the teacher and students went outside for a so called "fire-drill".

Schoolbating by marios95 December 29, 2009

Schoolwillpay4it

Schoolwillpay4it: Means The School will pay for it!!! *used for any context*

Jeff broke his leg Schoolwillpay4it.

I Stole a car Schoolwillpay4it.
Schoolwillpay4it Schoolwillpay4it!!!
who you gonna call, Schoolwillpay4it!!!

*ordering anything above 1 million dollars at restaurant*schoolPay4it

Schoolwillpay4it by Schoolwillpay4it December 6, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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