schong dong
schong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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schlong dong silver
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
schlong dong silver by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018
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schlong dong
schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
schlong dong
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
schlong dong by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007
schlong dong
*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
Schlong Dong Ditch
When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Schlong Dong Ditch by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
double schlong dong
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
double schlong dong by Analnuke April 15, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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