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schlong dong silver 

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.

schlong dong 

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

schlong dong 

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
schlong dong by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

schlong dong 

*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
schlong dong by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

double schlong dong 

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
double schlong dong by Analnuke April 15, 2018