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scholastica

Scholastica used to define a bright person. Derived from the word *Scholastic
Scholasticas are very friendly and have a creative way of sending a message to the other Party
they are usually wild and chatty but also addicts with literature and written art
Many are great authors and when they imagine things...well they imagine Dragons :)
Word of advise don't mess with Scholasticas

They have a different way of dealing with things
Damn,I'm dating a Scholastica!
scholastica by Tranquil.poet January 8, 2015

Scholastique 

A girl who is probably french. And beautiful.
Didier: " Scholastique? MORE LIKE SCHOLASTIC HAHAHAHAHA! "
Scholastique: " Didier? More like dic- "
Scholastique by wjsnoutsold July 16, 2022

scholasti-licious 

Combination of Scholastic and Delicious
A woman that has that sexy smart look. When a hot woman puts on nerd glasses and walks around with a book in her hand.

A sexy teacher, professor, or librarian
Guy 1: "You see Olivia today? She got those smart glasses on."
Guy 2: "Yeah wit dat tight skirt looking like a porno librarian"
Guy 1: "Yeah that girl is scholasti-licious"

See Olivia Munn in "The Newsroom"
scholasti-licious by Kimber4ever November 24, 2014

scholastic swag 

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.
i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

general scholastic ability test 

The GSAT.
A kind of entrance exam for universities in Taiwan, which is most high school students’ nightmare.
At first, it was not that difficult to finish each subject in time. However, the questions in it have become exquisitely longer, apparently students will face tremendous pressure in the future.
There are only four days left before the GSAT! Go and study for Gods sake!
Poor you have to take the general scholastic ability test, but I have no idea how to help you.

GOOD LUCK!

Scholastitute

"Scholar" hired to validate the opinions and prejudices of his/her employers. A PhD of ill repute.
That think-tank is staffed entirely by scholastitutes.
I had such promise as a student; to think that I ended up as a scholastitute for a political campaign is almost too much to bear.
Scholastitute by Bellingson January 20, 2011
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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