Scobberlotcher 

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

Scobberlotcher by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

scobblelotcher 

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

scobblelotcher by Mike Finland March 21, 2017

scrobberlotcher

someone who’s lazy and goes by the name abrian

adrian is a scrobberlotcher

scrobberlotcher by cookiesnmilk February 24, 2024

scrobberlotcher

someone who is a lazy and goes by the name adrian

adrian is a scrobberlotcher

scrobberlotcher by cookiesnmilk February 24, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004