schnappsteria 

1. of and to pertaining to the alcoholic beverage, schnapps.

"got anymore of that peppermint schnappsteria?"

schnappsteria by nathraq September 27, 2007

schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.

we got some of the schnappster *bing*

schnappster by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003

Schnapsterbate 

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.

You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

Schnapsterbate by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010