schnizzle my nizzle

Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!
by Olin Hayes December 31, 2006
mugGet the schnizzle my nizzlemug.

schnizzle my nizzle

Means that it takes your fancy, most commonly used to refer to someone you fancy, but can be used broadly.
'OOH, that Alex could schnizzle my nizzle!'
by Lidge July 31, 2006
mugGet the schnizzle my nizzlemug.