Schnibbler

Schnibbler (Noun) - A male who portrays the worst possible qualities to friends and colleagues. An excessive liar, cock block, game killer, third wheel creep show. His game has an inverse relationship to the game of all other males around him.

(Female version - Schnibblerette)

Schnibble (Verb) - To spit game that has an inverse relationship to the game of all others around.

Frat Boy 1: "Dude, my game was working so nice on Sarah until the schnibbler showed up."

Frat Boy 2: "Aw bro, he schnibbled the shit out of you."

by BMFD May 8, 2008

Scribblered

To be above all known human limits of intoxication from the use of alcohol or drugs.

Tom: Did you hear about that abusive guy who was making up accusations that aren't true?

John: Yea, he was Scribblered.

by UlyssesGrant April 15, 2019

Schnibblins

The leftover, smallest pieces of a given item. Often referring to food, in particular, the extra crispy little bits of french fries found at the bottom of the container.

Audrey's favorite food experience is eating the crispy goodness of schnibblins found at the bottom of the container of fries.

by ThisisJoeW September 15, 2021

Schnibble

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.

One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!

by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009

Schnibblet

A small snack to placate moderate hunger

Ohh, I fancy a little schnibblet... maybe some churros

by honestgrapies June 9, 2018

Schnobble

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.

Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...

by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

Shnibbles

A person who makes up definitions on urban dictionary while getting a blow job.

Ya I went to the computer room and there were so many shnibbles in there.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2008