schnei schnei 

Mystical candy that makes you quiver.

I'm a phifant eating schnei schnei.

schnei schnei by Nut-hair Butt-hair December 20, 2008

Schneidy Schneid

The dirtiest sex position on the face of the Earth

1: "Had sex with my bae last night; it was gnarly"
2: "Bro, that's rad! Did you pull any special moves?"
1: "Yeah, I pulled the Schneidy Schneid. She loved it."
2: "I'll remember that for when I lose my virginity!"

Schneidy Schneid by elitistscholar May 6, 2014

schneid 

Winless, scoreless or hitless, in dating or especially in sports. Used especially when a long loosing streak is broken. Comes from Gin Rummy when if you lose all the hands you have to pay double or get "schneidered."

The 0-8 Detroit Pistons won their first game. Finally they are off the schneid.

schneid by bonerici November 15, 2012

off the schneid

Getting off the schneid means to end some kind of drought. It was popularized in sports commentary on television by Chris "Boomer" Berman of ESPN.

The Oakland Raiders started the season oh-and-six, but finally got off the schneid by beating the Seattle Seahawks.

off the schneid by rich rick August 23, 2012

schlei

An inadvertant interaction with the ass end of a person or automobile.

i went to bang my old lady, but in the darkness i accidentally gave her the schlei.

dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.

schlei by anonymous June 15, 2004

schei 

Word in Venetian Slang to say "money".

"Per queste scarpe ho speso massa schei".
"For these shoes i spent a lot of schei".

schei by Kermes March 15, 2020

on the schneid

Going a long, long time without sex.

A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.

on the schneid by buckfutter November 9, 2004