schlei

An inadvertant interaction with the ass end of a person or automobile.

i went to bang my old lady, but in the darkness i accidentally gave her the schlei.

dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.

schlei by anonymous June 15, 2004

Scheißland 

Scheiß-Shit/Crap

Land-Land = ShitLand

Ich wohne im Scheißland

Scheißland by Daniel De Ferrdo September 12, 2023

Scheißgeist 

From German, literally meaning 'shit-ghost'. The smell which lingers in a toilet long after the perpetrator has fled the scene.

Have you been in the bathroom recently? Someone's left a stonking scheißgeist behind!

Scheißgeist by drahcir323 December 9, 2010

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Scheißeposter 

Synonymous for "Shitposter" in german.

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter

Scheißeposter by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006