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jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic
Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect
jacob schmutte by Jhshh February 16, 2023
When a person is doing something bad or is bad in general they are a schmutt. When a person is already a schmutt and does something bad they are the schmuttiest of the schmutts

ex: You are such a schmutt
ex: You schmuttiest of the schmutts.
#schmutt #schmuttiest
Schmutt by Pizza June 4, 2018
A Jewish mixed breed dog who is somtimes grumpy .......
My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.
Schmutt by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009
What you call someone when they are acting extremely stupid or and retared.
Jill you are being such a shmutts.
shmutts by daisy duke November 9, 2006

Schmutty 

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.
OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.
Schmutty by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010

schmuttkis 

the ultimate comeback, uttered under ones breath/or yelled out extremely loudly.
someone has just deeply insulted you so... you simply just mutter or yell which ever makes you feel better... "SCHMUTTKIS!!!!"
schmuttkis by sarah and jill November 8, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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