Definitions by PolyMacEnt

Byes 

Pronounced "Bee-Yesss". An extreme affirmative.

Derived from Warner Brothers cartoons; also related to "Mmm-yes"

"Hey, do you want go halfsies on a keg?"
"Byes!"

Byes by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

Von Schmeganhausen 

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

Von Schmeganhausen by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

Teej and Booj 

Manitoba slur of "tits and puss". Because of it's obscure origin, it can safely be used in mixed company; even over public-address systems at professional musical performances.

Used to comment on, or draw attention to particularly aesthetic female forms.

Teej and Booj must be used conjunctively and may not be separated.

(Singing) "He's just a smalltown boy, born and raised in south Detroit, he took the midnight train going a-ny-wheeeere. She's just a smalltown girl, living in a lonely world, she took the teej and booj going a-ny-wheeeere..."

Teej and Booj by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007