schmelle schmelle

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.

Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

Schmello

Another way to say hello. Also known as a salutation or greeting in the English language. When said one may also say schmello in response to the same greeting.

Schmello! How are you?

by missie marie April 10, 2010

Schmelly

Schmelly means very smelly.

Sarah Schmehl is Schmelly.

by ManPoo January 8, 2013

schmell

verb. or noun. maybe adjective. whatever you want it to be.

Hey Jo! How's the diahrea?
SCHMELL!

by foxygrandpas and kory October 24, 2012

Schmekle

A tiny wiener. usually, coined for a child under the age of 10. possibly jewish. maybe... it makes no difference. just a tiny schmekle

"hey mommy, look at my tiny schmekle. its really entertaining"

by Votechuckchuck December 19, 2009