schmell

verb. or noun. maybe adjective. whatever you want it to be.

Hey Jo! How's the diahrea?
SCHMELL!

by foxygrandpas and kory October 24, 2012

Schmell

To smell any part of someone else's anatomy.

"Schmell my finger."

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

Schmell

When you walk into a friends house and are confronted by the aroma of wet pooch and fresh dog eggs

I couldn't take it when I went in there I was assaulted by the schmell

by STND420 August 20, 2018

schmell me

A term originated by the infamous Jim Jones of Dipset/Byrdgang. Used by Jim Jones especially when he smokes weed, crack or snorts cocaine. Refers as an agreement as "you feel me", "understand"

"None of you rats are gonna snitch on my Cosa Nostra, Schmell Me!!"

HUH This is dipset byrdgang nigga. HUH . The most powerful movement in this motherfucker, schmell me"

by dmike22xxxx August 10, 2008

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

Schnellback

A long line of German and Czechoslovakian blood that is extremely lucky. Not to be confused with Schwartzenegger or Schellenbach.

Drip drip drip that Schnellback all over ya!

by Martin McFly March 10, 2015

schmelt

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

by Figg October 2, 2007