schmelt

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

by Figg October 2, 2007

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Schmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a

noob or a loser.

Vicky: OMG look at Wei Seah!

Kevin: Yeah he's such a schmelt!

by WSGotLaced March 25, 2010

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Schmelt

The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.

Dude,I can't stop itching my schmelt!

by Bobby Schmelt May 1, 2008

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Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

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Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

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