Schlaushtered

Utterly and completely destroyed. Unable to ever regain a grasp on reality due to being beaten so badly. Destroyed on a level that cannot be quantified in a trillion years.

Being defined by, I schlaushtered you so bad today.

Schlaushtered by Digital Davy February 6, 2024

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Schlachtered

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009

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Schlaushtered • Schlachtered • Shlaughtered

Shlaughtered

Really Drunk; way too much booze way too quick

My 21st B-day was great I got Shlaughtered and passed out before noon

Shlaughtered by Daniel Moisanen October 11, 2008

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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