Schlaushtered

Utterly and completely destroyed. Unable to ever regain a grasp on reality due to being beaten so badly. Destroyed on a level that cannot be quantified in a trillion years.

Being defined by, I schlaushtered you so bad today.

by Digital Davy February 6, 2024

Schlachtered

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

by pgasean August 4, 2009

Shlaughtered

Really Drunk; way too much booze way too quick

My 21st B-day was great I got Shlaughtered and passed out before noon

by Daniel Moisanen October 11, 2008