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Schvouse 

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England
1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.
Schvouse by randomjack May 31, 2019

Schaused 

To be taken advantage of verbally in a public situation without any mercy shown by the offender.
Schaus-er: Are you almost finished your home work?
Schaus-e: You're just trying to steal my answers
Schaus-er: Trust me if I were looking to steal anyones, it wouldn't be yours
Schaus-e: "schaused"
Spectators: SCHAUSED!
Schaused by Common victim January 16, 2010

schloppy schlauser 

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.
"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."
schloppy schlauser by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

Dick Schnausel 

Someone that likes to schnausel the dicks
Person 1* Man matthew is such a dick schnausel
Dick Schnausel by Dick doodle March 7, 2025
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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