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Schmau bedeutet sowas wie scheiße/doof/blöd/kacke und wird meistens mit dem zusatz Wort „Ftau“ benutzt. In Kombination zeigt es die Schwere der Schmauheit die man ausdrücken will.

Das Wort wurde ca. 2014 in Bochum, Querenburg etabliert und kam so in Umlauf.
„Du bist heute besonders Schmau drauf!“

„Ey Alter, ich kann nicht glauben wie Schmau Ftau dieser Tag ist!“
Schmau by lil_proper October 30, 2020
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schmau is a kind of cat noise that you say in response to something not nice. you can also feel schmau when you're feeling down or if something bad has been done to a friend you can sympathise by saying it was a bit schmau
*sigh* i feel so schmau today

that's a bit schmau of him not to call you back

don't make schmau pouts it'll be ok *hugs*
schmau by lyn March 28, 2004
Related Words
something used to fill words in
expression of joy
used during boredum
shes a freaking schmau in bed,
SCHMAU!!! :)
mother f*ing schmau
schmau by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC
Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
The definition of Schlau REALLY is... Amazing. Even though Schlau sounds like a german cussword, it is often taken for granted. Schlau is very mysterious, sexy, and cool. It's a word that can be twisted yet refined. Schlau is intelligent, mature, and responsible
Schlau by We UP September 19, 2011

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*