schlozzy

To be high and drunk at the same time. The perfect amount of being messed up. You feel good, but you are extremely lazy.

We were so schlozzy last night man, we sat on the couch for 10 hours. I don't remember what we did though.

by thatguy160 July 9, 2010

Schlozzle

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein

The codename used when referring to a person of Jewish descent or otherwise possessing a nose of superior length, bulbishness and stature. Often used to avoid insulting the person to their face, this name usually ends up insulting them anyway.

Tina: Who was that?
Beth: Some guy I met at a party.
Tina: His nose was huge!
Beth: Yeah, he was a real Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein....

by LoveCom* June 8, 2010

Schlozzled

When someone is incredibly drunk

Johnny got so schlozzled last night

by homestucktrash101 November 28, 2021

Schmozzy

The feeling you get when you’re cozying up by a fire with some hot cocoa that is just the right temperature of hot where its cozy but doesn’t burn

I feel Schmozzy, you feel Schmozzy, WE ALL FEEL SCHMOZZY

by Penguinoooooo March 11, 2023