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To be high and drunk at the same time. The perfect amount of being messed up. You feel good, but you are extremely lazy.

We were so schlozzy last night man, we sat on the couch for 10 hours. I don't remember what we did though.

schlozzy by thatguy160 July 9, 2010

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Schlozzle

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Related Words

schlozzy • Schlozzle • Schlozzled • Schmozzy • Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein

Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein

The codename used when referring to a person of Jewish descent or otherwise possessing a nose of superior length, bulbishness and stature. Often used to avoid insulting the person to their face, this name usually ends up insulting them anyway.

Tina: Who was that?
Beth: Some guy I met at a party.
Tina: His nose was huge!
Beth: Yeah, he was a real Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein....

Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein by LoveCom* June 8, 2010

Schlozzled

When someone is incredibly drunk

Johnny got so schlozzled last night

Schlozzled by homestucktrash101 November 28, 2021

Schmozzy

The feeling you get when you’re cozying up by a fire with some hot cocoa that is just the right temperature of hot where its cozy but doesn’t burn

I feel Schmozzy, you feel Schmozzy, WE ALL FEEL SCHMOZZY

Schmozzy by Penguinoooooo March 11, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026