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Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein

The codename used when referring to a person of Jewish descent or otherwise possessing a nose of superior length, bulbishness and stature. Often used to avoid insulting the person to their face, this name usually ends up insulting them anyway.
Tina: Who was that?
Beth: Some guy I met at a party.
Tina: His nose was huge!
Beth: Yeah, he was a real Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein....

schmozzle 

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.
What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.
schmozzle by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008

Schmizzy 

Her: are you okay?
Him: I mean I’m feelin schmizzy lol
Schmizzy by Yuitdrv January 7, 2018
I woke up, and boy, my hair was schmuzzy.
schmuzzy by KNHSG January 30, 2009

Schmozzle 

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.
One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.
Schmozzle by Some random chick... November 3, 2010

schlozzy 

To be high and drunk at the same time. The perfect amount of being messed up. You feel good, but you are extremely lazy.
We were so schlozzy last night man, we sat on the couch for 10 hours. I don't remember what we did though.
schlozzy by thatguy160 July 9, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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