schlord

An overly camp, in the closet homosexual!

Yeah I think he's a schlord......did the pink sock give it away??

by marywillya August 21, 2007

Schlond poofa

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

schlorn

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

by Lapetie April 28, 2020

Schlork

Eating something of large quantity very quickly

Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?

by Big Lack April 23, 2019