Definitions by AndyButtmuncher6969

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

Schlonking by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016