schlong pong 

Playing ping pong with your large penis

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance

schlong pong by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013

Shlong-Pong

The sexual term to Describe beating of a person's penis with a Ping-Pong Paddle. Commonly Done By men, They grab a Ping-Pong paddle and induce force upon the person's penis or scrotal area.

He pissed me off so I played alittle "Shlong-Pong" With him...

Shlong-Pong by xO1VeRxCl0SoVx January 1, 2011

Shlong pong 

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

Shlong pong by Brain dead bean June 25, 2019

Schlongdonging 

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015

schlongmongler 

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

schlongmongler by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016

SchlongBong 

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.

"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."

SchlongBong by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019