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SchlongBong

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.
"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."
by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019
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Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.
by Thomas M. July 21, 2008
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Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.
by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018
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schlong bong

n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.
Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!
by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004
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Schlongburgler

One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.
That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.
by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009
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schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area
Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today
by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009
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schlobongalong

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big
by Bob Trat April 20, 2007
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