schlong donkey

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.
I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.
by sandrew_1134 November 30, 2008
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donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
by 0929 February 29, 2016
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