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donkey schlong 

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
donkey schlong by 0929 August 21, 2016

shlong donkey 

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!
shlong donkey by Magg Pies April 4, 2016

donkey shlong 

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.
dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.
donkey shlong by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey shlong 

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Donkey shlong 

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

donky-schlong

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry
donky-schlong by gorilla-man October 22, 2003