schliss
schliss by longshortisgae2 September 27, 2022
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scheissegeist
scheissegeist by irj2 November 1, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2017
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schliss • Schlissel • scheisse • schissenhousen • Schlossnagle • schlussy • schlosser • Scheissenwagen • Schissler • schloss
scheissery
A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
shliss
The simultaneously or sequentially produced mixture of urine and fecal matter that is typically contained in a toilet bowl prior to flushing.
Any mixture of shit and piss.
Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.
- Suspected Scottish etymology.
Any mixture of shit and piss.
Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.
- Suspected Scottish etymology.
Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!
shliss by Trent Baxter May 26, 2011
schluss
schluss by Schlusspuss May 11, 2016
schlifskeitis
A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.
Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.
Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis
Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis
schlifskeitis by james.watson May 14, 2009
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