A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!
A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.
Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.
Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis