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schlipper 

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
schlipper by Boxman December 22, 2003
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schlitter 

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter
shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter
schlitter by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

Schippel 

1. The violent, involuntary release of bodily fluids, usu. vomit or feces.

2. Feces or vomit, usu. in an undesired or inappropriate location.

3. To cover someone in vomit or feces, non-consensually.
1. -i That burrito I ate last night made me Schippel all over myself in bed/i
-i Don't get mad at Scruffy because he Schippeled all over the living room; he's just a puppy, he can't help himself./i

2. "Alright! Who's schippel is this all over the kitchen counter

3. Ted assumed that since he was into Hot Lunches, that everyone was. He discovered his fallacious assumption only after he Schippeled his new girfriend.
Schippel by jjsupreme August 7, 2008

Schlinger Schlonger 

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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