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'schlippe' = 'sh-lie-pp'

slacker; usually has the characteristics of being lazy, lethargic, and in worse conditions, apathetic.

a 'schlippe' is the type of person who is a good-for-nothing individual who doesnt do jacksh*t except take up space and is a waste of energy.

another note, this also refers to people who are mainly bums and do nothing with their lives.
"stop schlippin', we got work to do."

"this kid is a schlippe; he hasn't had a job for 2 years now. he's completely sh0t."
schlippe by illadelphjmt420 May 17, 2010
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Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.
Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

Schippel 

1. The violent, involuntary release of bodily fluids, usu. vomit or feces.

2. Feces or vomit, usu. in an undesired or inappropriate location.

3. To cover someone in vomit or feces, non-consensually.
1. -i That burrito I ate last night made me Schippel all over myself in bed/i
-i Don't get mad at Scruffy because he Schippeled all over the living room; he's just a puppy, he can't help himself./i

2. "Alright! Who's schippel is this all over the kitchen counter

3. Ted assumed that since he was into Hot Lunches, that everyone was. He discovered his fallacious assumption only after he Schippeled his new girfriend.
Schippel by jjsupreme August 7, 2008

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

Schlapperhippel 

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.
To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.
Schlapperhippel by Retchid August 23, 2018