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Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos
If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework
Schlim Schlom by sludgewagon April 9, 2017
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Snow that has melted into slush and feels like vomit mixed with sand when walking through it.
Man, I hate almost springtime in insert name of Midwest state here. I had to walk through three feet of schlom to get to class today.
schlom by anonymich March 4, 2011
The backflow of various bodily fluids upon the conclusion of anal sex.
I lashed out on some upmarket satin sheets for the occasion only for him to schlom all over them when I pulled out.
Schlom by Gruntie Stevie June 19, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026