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Schieder 

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Schieder by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

schlinder 

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
schlinder by laserost July 10, 2012

schwieder 

The title given to very honourable people that means they are very respected.
Sir Schwieder you are very cool.
schwieder by Sockman37 April 16, 2019

schmieder 

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
schmieder by Schobinem July 21, 2011

schmieder 

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.
damm you see the size of that schmieders dick
schmieder by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

rob schnieder 

From South Park episode "The Biggest Douche In The Universe"
we came up with our own::

"rob schnieder is the letter Z !"

"rob schnieder is ellen degeneres !"

"rob schnieder is not dane cook !"
rob schnieder by love-rectangles April 29, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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