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Schieder 

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Schieder by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

schlinder 

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
schlinder by laserost July 10, 2012

schwieder 

The title given to very honourable people that means they are very respected.
Sir Schwieder you are very cool.
schwieder by Sockman37 April 16, 2019

schmieder 

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
schmieder by Schobinem July 21, 2011

schmieder 

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.
damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

rob schnieder 

From South Park episode "The Biggest Douche In The Universe"
we came up with our own::

"rob schnieder is the letter Z !"

"rob schnieder is ellen degeneres !"

"rob schnieder is not dane cook !"