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caucasians 

Asian guy: Those caucasian guys are stupider than me, but he still beats me in everything because no one wants a ugly flatface zipperhead asian around them.

Black guy: Those white guys penis' are slightly smaller than ours, to bad we will only ever get to put ours into ugly asian/black chicks that the white guys leave aside to us.
caucasians win in every possible way.
caucasians by Winning white guy February 4, 2009

Blazian Caucasians 

When white people do activities that combine black & oriental cultures.
I saw a couple Blazian Caucasians last night. They were eating sushi while watching BET.
Blazian Caucasians by GhoulE September 23, 2012

POC (PETS OF CAUCASIANS)

A derogatory term for minorities who are not Black Americans descended from U.S. slavery; it refers to those who function as foot soldiers for white nationalists and America’s power structure, implying they are “pets.”
Man, every time I turn around, Edward Blum of the AAER is using some POC (Pets of Caucasians) in a coordinated attack against Black Americans descended from U.S. slavery.

caucasian salsa 

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Caucasianly Challenged 

Any minority group, who does not receive any white man privileges
Tyrone and Leroy go to the 7-11 to get grape Swicher Sweets, and get followed all the way home by the local 5-0 , because they are Caucasianly Challenged

Caucasian Falls 

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"
see definition of Cuyahoga Falls

the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"

Early Onset Caucasia 

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.