schlaf't 

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe

schlaf't by Wibbster_joe May 9, 2018

schlaf't 

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Dude #1: Hey Carlos, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Dude #2: Shut up
Dude #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist twat!
Dude #2: Schlaf't

schlaf't by Wibbster_joe March 5, 2018

Schlaft

A misshapen penis;

After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.

Schlaft by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009

Schlaftrunken 

A rarely used German adjective commonly used by old people to describe the State of sleep deprivation where one begins to seem as if under the influence of alcohol!

Person1: I haven’t slept in two days now but i am feeling amazing! Im not tired at all anymore!! Do you wanna go to the park??
Person2: its 3 am we cant go to the park dude!! Du bist schlaftrunken, take a nap!

Schlaftrunken by Noxiosthegreat October 8, 2024

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

Thunder Schlap by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

The Schlah 

Much like the word shwing. It's basically seeing something or someone hot and popping a woody

He say the girl and got the schlah

The Schlah by Shadow October 13, 2003