Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe
by Wibbster_joe May 9, 2018
Get the schlaf't mug.Dude #1: Hey Carlos, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Dude #2: Shut up
Dude #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist twat!
Dude #2: Schlaf't
Dude #2: Shut up
Dude #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist twat!
Dude #2: Schlaf't
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A misshapen penis;
After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.
by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009
Get the Schlaft mug.A rarely used German adjective commonly used by old people to describe the State of sleep deprivation where one begins to seem as if under the influence of alcohol!
Person1: I haven’t slept in two days now but i am feeling amazing! Im not tired at all anymore!! Do you wanna go to the park??
Person2: its 3 am we cant go to the park dude!! Du bist schlaftrunken, take a nap!
Person2: its 3 am we cant go to the park dude!! Du bist schlaftrunken, take a nap!
by Noxiosthegreat October 8, 2024
Get the Schlaftrunken mug.The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010
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