Me: “what did you do with that girl last night when you linked her”

Alex: “i schlatted her nicely but her pum was kinda dry. I need to find a new side ting”

Schlat by anonymousschlatter October 8, 2023

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schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

schalted by Jetstar June 27, 2014

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Schlatt Coin

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.

Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!

Schlatt Coin by Enderfied July 1, 2019

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Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

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schlatt walk

(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard

"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point

schlatt walk by coner eat pant July 17, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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