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schizocide 

Where a schizophrenic personality kills another personality.
Therapist 1: "Mary killed Sue."
Therapist 2: "Aren't they the same person?"
Therapist 1: "She committed schizocide"
schizocide by Whatisinaname? July 9, 2009

schizocrackish 

when a person appears to be schizophrenic or have some mental disorder because of drug use usually crack.
That new patient seems to be more schizocrackish rather than really needing help
schizocrackish by MommaShell May 10, 2009

schizopharghenia 

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.
"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

schizophacebookism 

Someone who will request you as a friend or accept you as a friend particularly on Facebook (can include other social networks) but will ignore any messages from you. Also know as a bi-polar networker.
Tara has been my friend for years now on Facebook, but she's got a bad case of schizophacebookism.
schizophacebookism by MiNd:CrImE August 6, 2014

schizophasia

is used in particular to describe the confused language that may be evident in schizophrenia. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but they are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them. It is also known as word salad

A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases
an example of schizophasia

Nathanial: Gotti, billionaire, garden hose, 38, 63, 16, what do you make of all that huh? What's Jeopardy's last host and where born? Scared Huh? I know the mob.
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