schissen
Borrowed from German, meaning shitty. Used by people in Northamptonshire. Very local. (pronunciation is shee:sn)
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schissenhousen
schissenhousen by Habib May 13, 2004
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Scheissenbedaurn
Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")
I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.
Scheissenbedaurn by Duckbutt October 27, 2006
schissenhousen
schissenhousen by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004
Scheissentagzunfixen
unclear or useless metadata that clearly needs revision: scheisse = shit, tags = metadata, fix = revise
Scheissentagzunfixen by Dan4th March 6, 2008
schissenhousen
"They have huffed, they have and puffed, and they have blown Collingwoods season to the schissenhousen. This is capital S for schissenhousen"
schissenhousen by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004
scheissenfreude
1. the beautiful feelings of transformation that are expressed on the faces that get shat on in german scheisse porn.
2. the feelings of relief that most people who see the video get because shit's not their kink.
2. the feelings of relief that most people who see the video get because shit's not their kink.
"I'm so happy I can feel the weight of of your turd curling around from my upper lip, over my wide-open eye and across my forehead! The aroma is giving me the most excrellent scheissenfreude I've ever felt!"
"young Thai lady-boys give me a boner but I feel great scheissenfreude that there are no diapers involved."
"young Thai lady-boys give me a boner but I feel great scheissenfreude that there are no diapers involved."
scheissenfreude by mr. humann May 19, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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